At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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