Christians are straight up FREAKS
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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