I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I am naked and annoyed.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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