Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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