Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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