I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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