guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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