You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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