You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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