I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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