Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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