apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I supernannyed him into submission
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