she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
