I love black thongs
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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