My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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