that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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