i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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