he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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