Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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