It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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