with your own penis?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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