he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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