She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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