i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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