HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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