Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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