when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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