He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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