The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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