do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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