I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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