im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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