his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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