So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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