The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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