READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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