I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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