i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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