So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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