How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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