I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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