I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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