dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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