3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"