You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....