Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I still have a little drunk in my system
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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