Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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