normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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