Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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