Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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