I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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