what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
