this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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