carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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