He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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