Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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