Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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