i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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